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| Rick Morgan | Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right! - Henry Ford | | |
| Rick Morgan | Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach | | |
| Rick Morgan | Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers | | |
| Rick Morgan | Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history, Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk. - J.C. Penny | | |
| Rick Morgan | The shortest distance between two points is under construction. - Noelie Alito | | |
| Rick Morgan | Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought. - Henri Bergson | | |
| Rick Morgan | The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan | | |
| Rick Morgan | Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J. Peter | | |
| Rick Morgan | If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. - Herodotus | | |
| Rick Morgan | For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else. - Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| Rick Morgan | I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. - Mark Twain | | |
| Rick Morgan | Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce | | |
| Rick Morgan | Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan | | |
| Rick Morgan | Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony | | |
| Rick Morgan | Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. - Woody Allen | | |
| Rick Morgan | Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. - Dave Berry | | |
| Rick Morgan | Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Earnest Hemingway | | |
| Rick Morgan | My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glsmurfes. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman | | |
| Rick Morgan | When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman | | |
| Rick Morgan | Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields | | |
| Rick Morgan | I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra | | |
| Rick Morgan | 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright | | |
| Rick Morgan | Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin | | |
| apetramala | "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Dean Martin | | |
| apetramala | "He was a wise man who invented beer." --Plato | | |
| apetramala | "Relax. Don't Worry. Have a homebrew." -- Charlie Papazian | | |
| apetramala | "There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." - Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Rick Morgan | When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt! | | |
| apetramala | Beer is the drunkard's kindergarten. - Garrison Keillor | | |
| apetramala | People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. - Capital Brewery | | |
| apetramala | A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields | | |
| apetramala | Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Welhelm | | |
| apetramala | You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa | | |
| apetramala | I never met a pub I didn't like. - Pete Slosberg, Founder of Pete's Brewing Company | | |
